Instrument Jokes

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Percussion

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Vocal

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Folk/Rock/Popular Music
and Instruments

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General

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Tuba Jokes What's the range of a tuba? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! ********************* How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb? Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins. ********************* What's a tuba for? 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut." Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches. ********************* How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue. ********************* These two tuba players walk past a bar... Well, it could happen! *********************