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Trombone Jokes What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw. ********************* How can you make a French horn sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste. Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes! ********************* How do you know when a trombone player is at your door? The doorbell drags. ********************* What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't. ********************* What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone? A optimist. ********************* What is the difference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road? The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. ********************* How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly. ********************* How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door? His hat says "Domino's Pizza" ********************* How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof. ********************* What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs? "Year-At-A-Glance." ********************* How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing. ********************* What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off. ********************* It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it! *********************