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3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.	Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.	a blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"	What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet??? - - - - - The 1987 world Hide and seek champion.
I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away, i wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away, i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay...	Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. - - - - u left urs in mine -x-	Recent studies have revealed that homosexuals use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don t try & change 2 your finger, its 2 late gaylord!	God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.
	How do ya make an ugly baby? . . . ask ya mum !	Last Nite i wanted 2 write u a letter but all i cud write was . . noh ss!W ! . . It didnt make sense untill u Read it UPSIDE DOWN!!

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