Tenor Jokes:
- How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
- Four. One to change the bulb and three to bitch that they could have done
it if they had the high notes.
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- What do you see if you look up a soprano's skirt?
- A tenor.
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- How do you tell if a tenor is dead?
- The wine bottle is still full and the comics haven't been touched.
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- How do you put a sparkle in a soprano's eye?
- Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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- Where is a tenor's resonance?
- Where his brain should be.
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- What's the definition of a male quartet?
- Three men and a tenor.
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Did you hear about the tenor who announced that in the following season he
would only sing three title roles: Othello, Samson,
and Forza del Destino? (true story)
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If you took all the tenors in the world and laid them end to end, it would be
a good idea.
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