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How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained? Press Down Press Up......................	This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone scanning The test was positive 90percent sperm breath COCK SUCKER !!	SOME1 MISSES U, NEEDS U, WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U & IT AINT ME U CUNT!	If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards!
When u dumped me it hurt & i felt blue, but its ok now cos i got revenge on u, wen i drove over u it dented my wheels but at least u know how being hurt feels	do the world a favour, pull your lip over your head and SWALLOW!	roses are red violets r blue trash got dumped and so did u !	im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool
We are pleased to tell you your results Your IQ test came back Its Negative!!	Its not your fault Its the chemist Cause he gave your father a torn condom	HOW DO U KEEP A BLONDE WOMEN BUSY ALL DAY? PUT HER IN A CIRCLE ROOM AT TELL HER TO GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER!	(_!_)Regular arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_*_)Sore arse (_o_) Well used arse (_e=mc2_)Smart arse And my Favourite (_x_)Kiss my arse
A-ur attractive B-ur beautiful C-ur caring D-ur delicous E-ur exciting F-ur funny G-ur gorgeous H-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!	What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH Its your face!	some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you	If u think sex is a pain in the arse u are doing it wrong!