Saxophone Jokes
You might notice that there are very few jokes about the clarinet. This is
out of sympathy. The clarinet has already been the butt of so many jokes - the
saxophone, for instance.
- How many alto sax players does it take to change a
light bulb?
- Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn
would have done it.
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- What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
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- Lawn mowers sound better in small
ensembles.
- The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
- The grip.
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- What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
- The exhaust.
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The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her
saxophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
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Small wonder we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world when so
much of it has passed through saxophones.
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