Instrument Jokes

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Woodwinds

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• Clarinet Jokes
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Brass

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Percussion

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• Bodhran Jokes

Vocal

• Suprano Jokes
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Folk/Rock/Popular Music
and Instruments

• Guitar Jokes
• Accordion Jokes
• Chang Jokes
• Folk/Rock/Popular

General

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• Variations on a Theme

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Piano Jokes What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. ********************* What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. ********************* Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff. Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer. ********************* The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"