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Hello, my name is Dzivhu. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Jo-Burg with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, 00? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by everygood looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of
bulls**t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
F**k them.
If you're going to forward something, a! t least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you forward this email.
Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY
BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Hello, my name is Dzivhu. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Jo-Burg with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, 00? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by everygood looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of
bulls**t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
F**k them.
If you're going to forward something, a! t least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you forward this email.
Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY
BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Hello, my name is Dzivhu. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Jo-Burg with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, 00? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by everygood looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of
bulls**t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
F**k them.
If you're going to forward something, a! t least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f***ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27
years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you forward this email.
Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF
TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!!
! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY
BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
