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This joke right here is funny man The phone rings...... " Hello,..... is this the SAP? " (South African Police) "ee-Yes. What you want ?" "I´m calling to report my neighbor, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga (marauana) inside his firewood." "ee-Yes Baas ......Thank you for your co-opershun and informashun in Combating crime and violence, in our society sir." The next day, the SAP descend on Hendrik´s house. They search the Braai lapa ( BBQ area) where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave. The Phone rings at Hendrik´s house. "Hey, Hendrik man ! Did the SAP come?" "Ja ! " "Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?" "...Ja...." "Happy Birthday Boet ! " |
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