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Politically Correct Nursery Rhymes

Due to the recent Presidential testimony in private litigation, the
President has enacted the "Clarity, Equalization and
Anti-Discrimination Act of 1999."

Henceforth, the following nursery rhyme:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack fell
down and broke his crown; and Jill soon came tumbling after.

New Version.

Two young persons of opposite genders, proceeded toward the apex of a
natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition was to
procure a sample
of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which
was anonymously omitted from the record. As the male person
precipitously descended, he consequently sustained severe damage to
the upper cranial portion of his anatomy. A similar fate befell the
female, who immediately after the male person, performed a
self-rotational translation, oriented in the same direction, having
been traversed by the young man.

Here is the joke: Politically Correct Nursery Rhymes Jack and Jill



Category: African American Jokes
 
Politically Correct Nursery Rhymes

Due to the recent Presidential testimony in private litigation, the
President has enacted the "Clarity, Equalization and
Anti-Discrimination Act of 1999."

Henceforth, the following nursery rhyme:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack fell
down and broke his crown; and Jill soon came tumbling after.

New Version.

Two young persons of opposite genders, proceeded toward the apex of a
natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition was to
procure a sample
of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which
was anonymously omitted from the record. As the male person
precipitously descended, he consequently sustained severe damage to
the upper cranial portion of his anatomy. A similar fate befell the
female, who immediately after the male person, performed a
self-rotational translation, oriented in the same direction, having
been traversed by the young man.

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