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Nelson Mandela
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hee hee hee
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted
by a little Japanese man, clutching clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese
man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,
the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese
man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want
them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese
thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
give these to?" The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults
his clipboard and says...

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"




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Category: South Africa Jokes
 
Nelson Mandela
...
hee hee hee
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted
by a little Japanese man, clutching clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese
man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,
the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese
man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want
them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese
thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
give these to?" The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults
his clipboard and says...

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

Here is the joke: Nelson Mandela



Category: South Africa Jokes
 
Nelson Mandela
...
hee hee hee
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer
when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted
by a little Japanese man, clutching clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese
man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,
the little Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts

his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese
man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want
them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same little Japanese
thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
give these to?" The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults
his clipboard and says...

"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"




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