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Category: South Africa Jokes
 
Dearest Koos,

I'm writing this letter very slow because I know you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your pa read in the newspaper
that almost all accidents happen within 20km of home, so we moved. I
won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here
took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change
their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure how it works so well, though.

Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week,
the first time for three day's and the second time for four days. About that
coat you wanted me to send, your oom Frikkie said it would be too heavy
to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in
the pockets.Piet locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really
worried because it took him two hours to get me and you fat">father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are a aunt or uncle. I was told it is almost
Black.
I think she spend too much time in the sun when she was pregnant always
helping Jonas the farmhand to collect mielies. Oom Wessels fell into a
Whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them
off and drowned. We had him cremated, it took 5 days to put the fire out.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in their oupa's open bakkie, I
always knew this thing is dangerous. Janneman was driving. He rolled down
the window and swam to safety. Youre other two friends were on the back.
They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't
much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Betsie.

P.S. I was going to enclose R25 but I already sealed the envelope...




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Category: South Africa Jokes
 
Dearest Koos,

I'm writing this letter very slow because I know you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your pa read in the newspaper
that almost all accidents happen within 20km of home, so we moved. I
won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here
took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change
their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure how it works so well, though.

Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week,
the first time for three day's and the second time for four days. About that
coat you wanted me to send, your oom Frikkie said it would be too heavy
to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in
the pockets.Piet locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really
worried because it took him two hours to get me and you fat">father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are a aunt or uncle. I was told it is almost
Black.
I think she spend too much time in the sun when she was pregnant always
helping Jonas the farmhand to collect mielies. Oom Wessels fell into a
Whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them
off and drowned. We had him cremated, it took 5 days to put the fire out.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in their oupa's open bakkie, I
always knew this thing is dangerous. Janneman was driving. He rolled down
the window and swam to safety. Youre other two friends were on the back.
They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't
much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Betsie.

P.S. I was going to enclose R25 but I already sealed the envelope...

Here is the joke: Letter from Aunt Betsie



Category: South Africa Jokes
 
Dearest Koos,

I'm writing this letter very slow because I know you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your pa read in the newspaper
that almost all accidents happen within 20km of home, so we moved. I
won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here
took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change
their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure how it works so well, though.

Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week,
the first time for three day's and the second time for four days. About that
coat you wanted me to send, your oom Frikkie said it would be too heavy
to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in
the pockets.Piet locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really
worried because it took him two hours to get me and you fat">father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are a aunt or uncle. I was told it is almost
Black.
I think she spend too much time in the sun when she was pregnant always
helping Jonas the farmhand to collect mielies. Oom Wessels fell into a
Whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them
off and drowned. We had him cremated, it took 5 days to put the fire out.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in their oupa's open bakkie, I
always knew this thing is dangerous. Janneman was driving. He rolled down
the window and swam to safety. Youre other two friends were on the back.
They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't
much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Betsie.

P.S. I was going to enclose R25 but I already sealed the envelope...




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