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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean; And so,
between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean.

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Complications arose during a non-congressional investigation of
dietary influence. One person of the male gender was unable to
assimilate adipose tissue, and another person, of the female gender,
was unable to consume tissue, consisting chiefly of muscle fiber. A
reciprocal arrangement between the two, who also happened to be a
party of a domesticated alliance, allowed for the total consumption
of the viands under consideration, which was unltimately achieved,
thus, leaving the original container of the viands, devoid of any
contents.

Here is the joke: Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat



Category: African American Jokes
 
Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean; And so,
between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean.

New Version.

Complications arose during a non-congressional investigation of
dietary influence. One person of the male gender was unable to
assimilate adipose tissue, and another person, of the female gender,
was unable to consume tissue, consisting chiefly of muscle fiber. A
reciprocal arrangement between the two, who also happened to be a
party of a domesticated alliance, allowed for the total consumption
of the viands under consideration, which was unltimately achieved,
thus, leaving the original container of the viands, devoid of any
contents.

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