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What Exactly Is Marriage?
'Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents' -Eric, six years old

'When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out.' -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
'You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him
and tails means you try the next one.' -Kelly, nine years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
'They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they
went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing,
because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.'
-Lottie, nine years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?
'On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.' -Martin, ten years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
'You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to
have videos of the wedding.' -Allan, ten years old

'Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours.' -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
'It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them' -Anita, nine years old

'It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble.' -Will, seven years old




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Category: African American Jokes
 
What Exactly Is Marriage?
'Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents' -Eric, six years old

'When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out.' -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
'You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him
and tails means you try the next one.' -Kelly, nine years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
'They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they
went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing,
because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.'
-Lottie, nine years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?
'On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.' -Martin, ten years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
'You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to
have videos of the wedding.' -Allan, ten years old

'Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours.' -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
'It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them' -Anita, nine years old

'It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble.' -Will, seven years old

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Category: African American Jokes
 
What Exactly Is Marriage?
'Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to
give her back to her parents' -Eric, six years old

'When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might
propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life,
or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to
do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not.
She can't wait to find out.' -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
'You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him
and tails means you try the next one.' -Kelly, nine years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
'They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they
went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing,
because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.'
-Lottie, nine years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?
'On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.' -Martin, ten years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
'You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to
have videos of the wedding.' -Allan, ten years old

'Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours.' -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
'It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them' -Anita, nine years old

'It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
I don't need that kind of trouble.' -Will, seven years old




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