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- What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and a high
school choral performance?
- The tennis final has more men.
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- How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?
- On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.
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- What is the difference between a world war and a high school choral
performance?
- The performance causes more suffering.
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- Why do high school choruses travel so often?
- Keeps assassins guessing.
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- What's the definition of an optimist?
- A choral director with a mortgage.
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- What is the difference between a high school choral director and a
chimpanzee?
- It's scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate with
humans.
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