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Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full of fleas and what is more the little cunt had Foot and Mouth disease!	U know what they say about men who live in glass houses.....??......??.......they sink boats!!	An american shrink recently surveyed that if u r sexy inactive or bad in bed then u will b holdin this fone in ure rite hand.	U know what they say about women with BIG mouths....??......??.....they have BIG smiles.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering	Why are cyclones named after women??? Because when they come they are wet and wild then when they leave they take the house and car.	Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?	Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!
If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?	Figure dis out: 3M TA3 Figured it out, yet? I thought u were SMART? I guess NOT!!!! Kay then: EAT ME backwards.	Old aunts used 2 come up 2 me @ weddings,poking me in d ribs and cackling,telling me,Ur nxt.They stopped after I started	Doing d same thing 2 them @ funerals.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!	Im at the PoliceStation now.The Police caught me n filed a case against me."POSESION OF A GORGEOUS FACE" i'mdoomed. Its all True,Wat should I do	MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB THE DOCTOR FAINTED!!!!!	[] this is a box Wanna see whats inside the box tough shit get your own fukin box!

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