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When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.	Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas	Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!	There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
A new study from America has revealed that if you are shit in bed and sexually inexperienced you will be holding your phone in your right hand!	A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home	Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!	CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
3 wonders of a woman 1give milk without eating grass 2get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die	A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home	A Guy goes up to a girl and says:Do you want to play magic?She asks:Whats Magic? He says:We go up to my room,We Fuck and the You DISAPPLEAR!!	Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
Its a hard life being a penis,U hav a head with no brain,1 eye thats blind,2 neighbours that are nuts,the others an arsehole&your best mates a cunt	Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!	I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!	Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

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