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- Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
- The bassoon burns longer.
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- What is a burning oboe good for?
- Setting a bassoon on fire.
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- What is the definition of a half step?
- Two oboes playing in unison.
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- What is the definition of a major second?
- Two baroque oboes playing in unison.
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- How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
- Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
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- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get away from the bassoon recital.
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- What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
- A bad oboist can kill you.
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