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Clarinet Jokes How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one. ********************* What's the definition of "nerd?" Someone who owns his own alto clarinet. ********************* What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted. *********************