Instrument Jokes

Strings

• Violin Jokes
• Viola Jokes 1/2/3
• 'Cello Jokes
• Bass Jokes
• Harp Jokes
• Piano Jokes
• Organ Jokes

Woodwinds

• Flute/Piccolo Jokes
• Oboe/Bassoon Jokes
• Clarinet Jokes
• Saxophone Jokes

Brass

• Trumpet Jokes
• Trombone Jokes
• French Horn Jokes
• Tuba Jokes

Percussion

• Percussionist Jokes
• Bodhran Jokes

Vocal

• Suprano Jokes
• Tenor Jokes

Folk/Rock/Popular Music
and Instruments

• Guitar Jokes
• Accordion Jokes
• Chang Jokes
• Folk/Rock/Popular

General

• Conductor Jokes
• Musician Jokes
• Variations on a Theme

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Alto Jokes: What's the difference between an alto and a tenor?   Tenors don't have hair on their backs.   How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb?   None. They can't get that high. Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"