Instrument Jokes

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• Bass Jokes
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Woodwinds

• Flute/Piccolo Jokes
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• Clarinet Jokes
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Brass

• Trumpet Jokes
• Trombone Jokes
• French Horn Jokes
• Tuba Jokes

Percussion

• Percussionist Jokes
• Bodhran Jokes

Vocal

• Suprano Jokes
• Tenor Jokes

Folk/Rock/Popular Music
and Instruments

• Guitar Jokes
• Accordion Jokes
• Chang Jokes
• Folk/Rock/Popular

General

• Conductor Jokes
• Musician Jokes
• Variations on a Theme

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Accordion Jokes If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? Who cares? ********************* What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. ********************* What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. ********************* What's a bassoon good for? Kindling for an accordion fire. ********************* What's a accordion good for? Learning how to fold a map. ********************* What do you call a group of topless female accordion players? Ladies in Pain ********************* Bumper Stickers: Play an accordion--go to jail! Three rows and you're out! ********************* Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public: Violinist: 25 feet Bad Violinist: 50 feet Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet Accordionist: 60 miles